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Leave Voters’ Gut Feeling Actually Just Chronic Indigestion

In the days since Britain’s historic decision to leave the EU, The Sinner Reporter has headed to the streets of many pro-Brexit constituencies across the country to interview pedestrians. While many cited concerns over an intrinsically undemocratic European parliament, economic inflexibility and ‘Pols!’, a trend, more dyspeptic than political, became apparent in a number of…

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BREXIT BREAKING: Complicated Geopolitics had No Impact Whatsoever on Racist Pensioner’s Vote to Leave

  The Director-General of the Institute of Economic Affairs has publicly expressed his shock and disappointment that complicated geopolitical realignments and shifts in the global market had little to no bearing on the vote of Phyllis, seventy-two, from Lincoln. Mark Littlewood, former press spokesman for the Liberal Democrats and one of the Leave Campaign’s most…

Welcome to St Andrews: a new journey begins…
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BACK SOON FOR 2016!

Hey 2016 freshers, The Sinner is working on new content for our freshers’ hub. If you want to learn more about St Andrews, there are two equally productive things we recommend: Read The Saint 1) Paint a room. 2) Watch it dry. If you’re lazy (good choice with St Andrews!) find an already painted room…

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Dyed-in-the-Wool Conservative Blames Launderette

CUPAR, FIFE – A dyed-in-the-wool Conservative has blamed her unflinching right-wing views on a local launderette, which she says has been working hardline Toryism into the fabric of her garments for years. The woman in question is Sue Erskine, a schoolteacher and campaigner for the Scottish Conservative Party. Hailing from a family of working-class socialists, Erskine…

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Students Lose Faith in Political Apathy After Democracy Proves Effective

Young people in St Andrews are beginning to lose their faith in political apathy after yet another democratic election proves a success. Students who stayed home in their droves during Campaign Week, bemoaning the inadequacies of Western democracy, are now taking to the streets to extol the virtues of representative government. Many students, completely surprised…

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Association Election Candidates in Sex Party Scandal!

Several high-profile Sabbatical candidates have been identified among those present at a drug-fuelled sex romp hosted by current President Pat Mathewson, The Sinner can reveal. The romp is believed to have taken place last Friday, during Mathewson’s annual Campaign Week potluck dinner. At least four of the guests are currently running for Students’ Association positions,…

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