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Leave Voters’ Gut Feeling Actually Just Chronic Indigestion

In the days since Britain’s historic decision to leave the EU, The Sinner Reporter has headed to the streets of many pro-Brexit constituencies across the country to interview pedestrians. While many cited concerns over an intrinsically undemocratic European parliament, economic inflexibility and ‘Pols!’, a trend, more dyspeptic than political, became apparent in a number of…

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BREXIT BREAKING: Complicated Geopolitics had No Impact Whatsoever on Racist Pensioner’s Vote to Leave

  The Director-General of the Institute of Economic Affairs has publicly expressed his shock and disappointment that complicated geopolitical realignments and shifts in the global market had little to no bearing on the vote of Phyllis, seventy-two, from Lincoln. Mark Littlewood, former press spokesman for the Liberal Democrats and one of the Leave Campaign’s most…

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Dyed-in-the-Wool Conservative Blames Launderette

CUPAR, FIFE – A dyed-in-the-wool Conservative has blamed her unflinching right-wing views on a local launderette, which she says has been working hardline Toryism into the fabric of her garments for years. The woman in question is Sue Erskine, a schoolteacher and campaigner for the Scottish Conservative Party. Hailing from a family of working-class socialists, Erskine…

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