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Association Election Candidates in Sex Party Scandal!

Several high-profile Sabbatical candidates have been identified among those present at a drug-fuelled sex romp hosted by current President Pat Mathewson, The Sinner can reveal. The romp is believed to have taken place last Friday, during Mathewson’s annual Campaign Week potluck dinner. At least four of the guests are currently running for Students’ Association positions,…

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